FNGs - an acronym referring to F#&*ing New Guys.  At some point in life, everyone was or will be an FNG (or Gal) ; )

 

The Dallas, Texas based FNGs came together as all new guys.  High energy shows keep the calls coming in.  The FNGs are gaining notoriety with national exposure at Stroker's, appearing on TV, filming a segment on Wings To Adventure, making the Dallas Morning News, 92.5 KZPS Classic Rock Station, 93.3 The BONE, 103.3 ESPN and 98.7 KLUV!  Every FNGs show is a ROCK adventure; from AC/DC to ZZ Top and beyond.  The FNGs are a FUN Crazy experience that engages the crowd! 

 

The FNGs are:  A killer guitarist, a crash 'n gash drummer and an "In your face" bass player.  They're a band of brothers in ROCK.  Check out The FNGs calendar and catch a show.  There's nothing like an FNG experience.  We guarantee it!

 

See YOU at the show!          

     

FNG Warnings

 

 

 

1.  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.

2.  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than everyone else.

3.   The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

4.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

5.  The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

6.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

7.  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

8.  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

9.  The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

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10.  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to go to bed with a "10" and wake up wanting to gnaw your arm off. 




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